sonneillonv:

bogleech:

asafruca:

yelnatszeroni:

frogmp3:

buckakke:

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

John Mulaney: getting active and continuing consent to make jokes involving his wife onstage, and then proceeds to just talk about how much he looks up to her and how being with her has improved his life in every possible way 

Y’all: BUT THE WORD BITCH WAS INVOLVED SOOOOOO

(via mypoisoneduniverse)

the-voice-of-light-city:

nobodys-perfect-professor:

I entirely believe that the TARDIS can change shape, she just chooses not to.

it’s because she knows full fucking well the Doctor would lose track of her in point five seconds and start trying to find keyholes in random trees if she ever stopped being a very large blue box

(via pedrocillian)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Sometimes you ship characters because you want them to fuck against a wall

Sometimes you ship characters because you want them to get married and be together forever

The true OTP is both

(via dramionefeltson)

flaviedub:

Some percabeth just for u

the-golden-onion:

me every day of my life since 2009

(via mypoisoneduniverse)

r-incels:

alright gang lets split up daphne velma and i will look for old man jenkins while scooby and shaggy look for the flayed corpse of god

(via skellydun)

kylo-is-sad:

It’s over Anakin I have the thigh ground!

(via the-httyd-lover)

whatt-to-do:

you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck am I supposed to say to this’

(via the-httyd-lover)

the-httyd-lover:

essieincinci:

mood: i want to read a story exactly like one of my favorite stories i’ve read a thousand times but not THAT story because i’ve read it a thousand times and i want to read a new one but it should be exactly like this one.

Relatable.

totallyjazzed:

just-shower-thoughts:

Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.

(via darcyshandflex)

susiephone:

dan radcliffe was really like “yeah yeah thanks for the career and the money and everything but you will respect trans people or die by my sword” and i love him for it

(via pedrocillian)