john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen
the bar is at the earth’s core
literally fuck you to hell tumblr
This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while
John Mulaney: getting active and continuing consent to make jokes involving his wife onstage, and then proceeds to just talk about how much he looks up to her and how being with her has improved his life in every possible way
I entirely believe that the TARDIS can change shape, she just chooses not to.
it’s because she knows full fucking well the Doctor would lose track of her in point five seconds and start trying to find keyholes in random trees if she ever stopped being a very large blue box
- It took me forever to finish this comic but I really had to do this scene. When I read it I SWEAR I haven’t been able to sleep or doing anything for hours.
mood: i want to read a story exactly like one of my favorite stories i’ve read a thousand times but not THAT story because i’ve read it a thousand times and i want to read a new one but it should be exactly like this one.
dan radcliffe was really like “yeah yeah thanks for the career and the money and everything but you will respect trans people or die by my sword” and i love him for it
"We cling to our fairytales until the price for believing them becomes too high" -Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children (Ransom Riggs)
"There will always be stories that refuse to stay bound inside books..." Library of Souls (Ransom Riggs)